Adnan Farooqui

W00T! If exam fever has you! and you have already made mind that you will FAIL this exam then why you are tensed? Chill out! because you already know you are going to fail this exam. Do it with fun, I suggest you 20 ways to fail an exam with extra ordinary fun and making it memorable moment of your life. Here they are:

1. Come into the exam wearing night clothes. Chew gum loudly with all the disgusting noises and blow bubbles.
   
2. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
   
3. Go into the exam room. Sit down, put on a helmet with the blast shield down and tell the professor the Force will guide your pen.
   
4. Bring a water pistol with you, and start shooting in the middle of the exam.
5. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this ?!?!
6. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “Gotta go.” and run off.
   
7. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “F*** this!” and walk out delightedly.
8. As soon as you get your exam paper pretend puking on it (better is that you really puke on it), hand it over to the teacher and leave in a calm manner.
9. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
   
10. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.(It works awesomely).
    
11. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this ?!?!
12. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor “Somebody” is a Terrible Teacher” .
    
13. Leave the whole exam blank after writing ‘THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK’.
14. Bring cheat sheets of any other subject (make sure this is obvious… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references.”
15. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking an exam teacher!”
    
16. Stare at people doing their exams. When you catch their eye…give a BIG smile and wave fervently.
17. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of.
    
18. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
    
19. Complete the exam with everything you write being in mirror image.
20. After completing a question loudly sing “TA-DAAAAA.”