Adnan Farooqui

What a drastically dramatic, chaotic, hectic and rather irritating two days it has been. Its a story of confused, infatuated university students, who seek my advise in matters relating to their hearts.

So what exactly is the story here?

A Case study on wedding Decisions (Average 30 yrs)

COST:

200,000 Marriage Expenses

15,000 Monthly expenditure

3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance

RETURNS: SEX

First 5yrs Weekly 3 Times

Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time

Next 10yrs Once in 15 days

Next 10yrs Once in a month

Meaning

1400 times sex in 30years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping 6,680,000 + Opportunity cost of 200,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 30 years as per current Post -tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate 2,984,890

=9,964,890

CALCULATIONS

A Man spends 7120 for each time he has sex with his Wife

CONCLUSION:

Outsourcing is cheaper! :p
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