Monday, August 30, 2010

Feast fit for kings!

Imagine you're still a bit flimsy from the gigantic dose of anaesthesia you received, you're still drugged from something the flirty, squeaky and giggly nurse gave to you in the morning, you've been without food and water for about 12 hours, there was a tube down your mouth, so your throat is sore like shit, which means you can't swallow or gulp without having tears in your eyes, you're in the top-notch-est hospital of your city and are paying a shit-load of money for their services, you expect a nice, patient friendly meal to be presented to you once its okayed by the doctor, but woah! WTF is this?!

Yes ladies and pervs, this is what was presented today, I'm like, dude sorry but wtf? Can't you like distinguish between a patient who you operated upon for like a bajillion hours and a fat all time eating bastard? I mean come on! For crying out loud! Are you out of your fracking minds? Or maybe you need to climb back in your mothers "v-gina" and cook a little..

This is not what you serve a patient having cholesterol and hypertension issues! You're operating a hospital, hire some damn nutritionists people!

Really, its sad..

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