Adnan Farooqui

Imagine you're still a bit flimsy from the gigantic dose of anaesthesia you received, you're still drugged from something the flirty, squeaky and giggly nurse gave to you in the morning, you've been without food and water for about 12 hours, there was a tube down your mouth, so your throat is sore like shit, which means you can't swallow or gulp without having tears in your eyes, you're in the top-notch-est hospital of your city and are paying a shit-load of money for their services, you expect a nice, patient friendly meal to be presented to you once its okayed by the doctor, but woah! WTF is this?!

Yes ladies and pervs, this is what was presented today, I'm like, dude sorry but wtf? Can't you like distinguish between a patient who you operated upon for like a bajillion hours and a fat all time eating bastard? I mean come on! For crying out loud! Are you out of your fracking minds? Or maybe you need to climb back in your mothers "v-gina" and cook a little..

This is not what you serve a patient having cholesterol and hypertension issues! You're operating a hospital, hire some damn nutritionists people!

Really, its sad..

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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, go screw yourselves. Yet again, one more time.. Life screws me over. Today was the day, after literally months of procrastination, I'd managed to start getting some work done right after sehri -which means I sacrificed my beauty sleep. Its been long since I'd stopped canoodling with Adobe Photoshop, 4 years to be exact. I started getting acquainted with it slowly and gradually when finally I started designing my business card. Work went smoothly I must say, with little to no setbacks whatsoever. I got done with the design, the logos and fonts, when finally the moment came where I had to actually write the information required. I thought, why not take a break, grab a notepad and a pencil and get creative. So using my pirate instincts, I added a movie to my bittorrent, and turned off the monitor while I doodled on the notepad. After about 30 minutes or so, I suddenly remember that I had to set up a new blog, register a domain for it and make another email I'd, as nothing has come to mind for being written, I decided to get over with all of this stuff and hopefully by then something would eventually pop into this idiot box. To my utter surprise, the monitor didn't come on. I swore, thrice, then frantically checked all the cables and connections but to no avail. Then I swore again, and went away from it. So there you have it people, the day I think of finally completing the process of launching my organization, my monitor screws up, does feel quite right, does it?

Anyway, after all this, I feel like I have space-dementia. I'll go and meditate with Yuko. Toodles. Adnan
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Aah yes, ever so nice to see such a sight, two people, drowned in depths of love, vow, till death do them part, its the beginning of a new life, the dawn of a new era as some would put it, as then two bodies, two minds and two souls, come together to live as one, till death do them part :).

One word: Coke (the one you drink)

As much as I want the contents of this glass to become some alcohol rich liquid that would somehow numb the feeling of pain that has been inflicted upon me by life in very recent times, this performs just well, though I merely take it to be purely a physcological effect. Extra chilled Coke, half a glass that is, keep twirling it around with your fingers as if you would do when at a bar, and get lost deep into the never ending valley of thoughts. Most people (read girls) grieve over ice cream, I wouldn't discourage that, though teeth ache is not my cookie. Some people would do drugs, coke, hash, crystal meth, marijuana etc etc.. Many just smoke, my personal favourite being Marlboro Lights, totally love that packet!

So anyway, this is my personal remedy of beating loneliness and pain, though this is a perfect potion for slow death, keeping the acidity of Coke in mind. So cheer up my screwed up just like me friends, whenever life screws you, relax, open up a bottle of Coke and pour yourself some.. Sure to make you last the night alone :)

Adnan
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