A Case study on wedding Decisions (Average 30 yrs)
COST:
200,000 Marriage Expenses
15,000 Monthly expenditure
3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance
RETURNS: SEX
First 5yrs Weekly 3 Times
Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time
Next 10yrs Once in 15 days
Next 10yrs Once in a month
Meaning
1400 times sex in 30years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping 6,680,000 + Opportunity cost of 200,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 30 years as per current Post -tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate 2,984,890
=9,964,890
CALCULATIONS
A Man spends 7120 for each time he has sex with his Wife
CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper! :p
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